rhymes with milk

Badass way to recycle:

Strange that they probably cost more than the original lenses did.

Mobile:
Just being a manly man today, nailing some shit up.

May 19th, 2009

With all the money that goes into making the newest hotels & casinos on the Strip glitzy and glamorous, the old ones are starting to look broken down.

September 13th

Buffalo Bicycle Classic.  Yup.

Mobile: Old weed turns into bad hash, jsyk.

(via Awkward Family Photos)

There is a certain amount of creepiness here that’s hard to handle.

September 11th

The front yard is in shambles, but it already looks better than it ever has.

September 10th

Can I please stop popping goddamn stupid tires?  How many flats does this world have left to deal me?

September 9th

Seriously, guys?  You’re on Twitter, but you can’t even take photos of the products you’re selling? 40+ pages of hand drawn New Balance sneakers and Tackle Boxes?  I mean, for realzy?

Interesting fact: the paper texture I hoakily used on this photo is the same one that I used on Ally’s blog header (twice).

I am not an athlete.

I have not followed a regular workout regiment for nearly 10 years.  The last time my body fat percentage was checked, I was considered obese.  My BMI says nearly the same thing.

I do not watch what I eat.  I do not push myself.  I do not try to stay active.  I do not train.

I am not strong.  I am not fast.  Most importantly, I do not have endurance.

But for some reason I have chosen to do a 100 mile bike ride in 4 days, and I am very nervous.